Old 06-26-2008, 05:14 AM   #1
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With apologies to the screeners...

I thought of these a while ago, but never did them for some reason.
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:48 AM   #2
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Oh! I'll play too! I just won't go through the trouble of using an image editor...

Rejected: Photographer we like more was standing next to you and will submit this exact shot in a few minutes... he's probably just pulling into his driveway now. Try shooting solo next time, sucker.

Rejected: We'd only take this if you were an Elite member.

Rejected: We can tell you're using Ad Block. WTF? How are you going to shoot the Sasquatch to win an iPod?

Rejected: Needs more cowbell.

Rejected: Similar to previous photo (sort of)

Rejected: Kilroy made me do it... I didn't want to... really

Rejected: I'd only allow this if you were my brother

Accepted! Just kidding, REJECTED!!
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Get back to working on the layout Mike...
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Accepted! Just kidding, REJECTED!!

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Old 06-27-2008, 05:53 AM   #5
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Get back to working on the layout Mike...
I thought you should either be in class or at the Daily Illini Mr. Fane, that way you can come shooting with me and Mr. Caughron afterwards.
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Mine....



Rejected-The forums get really boring.

Rejected-Wait, I can't remember if I was supposed to reject or accept

Rejected-Gives me gas.

Rejected-What would Freddie Mercury say?

Rejected-I just wanna watch my soap opera, leave me alone.

Rejected-My wife wouldn't make chili.

Rejected-

Rejected- ACCEPTED!

Rejected-Poor ethnic quality.

Rejected-Similar to photo uploaded 4 years ago.

Rejected-Why would you even upload a photo like this?

Rejected-We are watching you.

Rejected-Accepted-Rejected-Accepted.

Congratulations, You have won a million dollars. Oh, BTW, Rejected.

And, one for you Mike....


Rejected-We hate Pentax.

Appeal Results:Rejected

admin comments>> Seriously, get a canon or a nikon or something, Pentax freakin sucks.

Actually, this thread made my day. BWAHAHHAAHAH!

I hope the screeners don't get any ideas from this thread...

Disclaimer: I like Pentax.....

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Old 06-27-2008, 10:30 PM   #7
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Ok my turn I guess.

Rejected:Common angle boring low sun day

Rejected Dash-9 try finding more decent power

Rejected:Similar to previous photo we've not even seen

Appeal Results:Rejected, Admin Comments Dude your photo sucks seriously.

Rejected:Poor Lighting(High Sun) not really but we know this will cause many lulz and drama in the forums.

Rejected:Poor Lighting Notlit, the image is not lit or has no light any where in the entire image. Was there sunlight in this picture?

Rejected:Image Quality, Were you using a cell phone camera?

Rejected:Wasting my time, Your wasting my time with this photo

Rejected:Needz Moar Big MAC'S!1!

Rejected:Heat Distortion, not really we just dont like the Conductor in your image

Rejected:Point and Shoot, try getting a DSLR and then talk to me

Rejected:Cloudy even though there is a blue sky in the back ground

Rejected:Pentax? LOL WUT?

Rejected:Only John Ryan can get away with this

Rejected:If we accepted this it would have OVER 9000! veiws sorry

Rejected:Overexposed, yes it will only take you 6 more tries till you get it right

Rejected:Bad cropping Not enough female showing the cropping around the female subject is poor and we need to see more.

Rejected:Needs moar lulz.

Rejected:try using a tri-pod

Rejected:stop laying your camera on its side...we see you

Well thats all i can think of hopefully the screeners and everyone else i mentioned can take a joke. Nothing like a good roast I suppose.

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A few more I thought up......




Rejected-Too much fondu.

Rejected-You literally shot train.

Rejected-This picture is better than any picture I have ever taken.

Rejected-Some things are better left unmentioned.

Rejected-I am in a bad mood because the Giants lost.

Rejected-Thomas the choo choo is generally rejected here.

Rejected-I know you stole this picture from google images.

Rejected-Sorry too much beer.

Rejected-

Rejected-Umm........

Rejected-We need some flame wars on the forums.

Rejected-Actually, only John Ryan and Chris Starnes could get that.

Rejected-Too much elmo.

Rejected-You are such a hotshot.

Rejected-You are just not my type.

Rejected-Maybe you should try e-harmony.

Rejected-FOR THE LAST TIME I HATE THIS SHOT!!!!

Thats all.

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Old 06-28-2008, 05:11 AM   #9
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Some of the results I've gotten in the past

Rejected: Insufficient funds available, please top up your account and resubmit
Rejected: We just don't like you
Rejected: This is not JetPhotos.com
Rejected: Trains need to be more then three pixels high
Rejected: Ugly person in shot
Rejected: There's an ass in the shot and it's not the donkey
Rejected: We do not accept road trains here (Damn stupid Aussie)
Rejected: Possible terrorist plot detected
Rejected: I'd would rather poke my eyes out with a fork then accept this shot
Rejected: The only improvement you could make is to get a terrorist to bomb your photo
Rejected: Stop it please, I can't stop laughing
Rejected: Hell still has not frozen over
Rejected: If there ever was a reason to slap your Mom this is it
Rejected: My cat can take better photos then you
Rejected: Pesky Alien in shot
Rejected: And it's going to stay rejected!!!! Do you hear me!
Rejected: I've gone blind
Rejected: The image is to dark, take the lens cap off next time

Appeal Results: What part of No way in hell don't you understand
Appeal Results: OK I'm sending the cops around now
Appeal Results: We will be forwarding your details to the FBI
Appeal Results: The SWAT team outside your house is a courtesy we adforward to all of our most persistent appealers
Appeal Results: Dang it I've gone blind again - Rejected!
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Some great ones in here.. I'll give a few a shot!

Rejected: Shadow side photos are only allowed in the midwest
Rejected: You didn't renew your Elite membership
Rejected: I'm planning a trip there soon
Rejected: Chuck Norris said to
Rejected: Great composition, but you're an asshole
Rejected: Amazon told us to put a stop on your photos until you make a payment on your camera
Rejected: Jealousy is a mother ain't it?
Rejected: RRPA needs this shot more than we do
Rejected: BECAUSE I CAN!
Rejected: But Please appeal twice, both Chris's have to see this one!
Rejected: Prom night all over again eh?

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Some great ones in here.. I'll give a few a shot!

Rejected: Prom night all over again eh?

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Ok I think I can make some more up.....

Rejected:wtf is this...zooanimalpics .net? srsly

Rejected:Your photo makes me wanna be emo and cry in the corner

Rejected:I dont care if you are the president of the U.S this is not getting in

Rejected:Cook me something then re-submit

ok a Chuck Norris one

Rejected:Only Chuck Norris can compose a wedgie of this magnitude

Rejected: OMGWTFBBQBYOB

Rejected:Not enough Troll Gold to advance to 1/4th Palidin

Rejected:No

Rejected: I have Diarrhea

Rejected: I have more creativity come out of me before 9 a.m then you do in an entire railfan trip

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Rejected: Great composition, but you're an asshole
ROFLCAKES That is all.

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Rejected: Great composition, but you're an asshole
Thread over. We have a winner.
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Thread over. We have a winner.
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Old 06-29-2008, 02:42 AM   #15
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From one particular screener it might be:

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Reasons for Rejection: Hey, I'm still deleting my homework from the queue, leave me alone!
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Originally Posted by Andrew Blaszczyk (2)
About 2 years ago I uploaded a scanned copy of my homework by accident.
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Rejected:Heat Distortion, not really we just dont like the Conductor in your image
(...)
Was just passing by, but: I REALLY LIKE this Thread !

The "heat distortion one" gave me this idea for a screener comment:

Rejected: Heat distortion - by spicy barbecue generated heat waves

The e-mailed screener comment would explain: If making some barbecue while waiting for your train, - DO NOT shoot your picture over the burning fire - please stand up and make some steps beside before taking the picture !
Please note: in case you technically can't stand up (too much accompanying beer's before the train/s show/s up) it would be better not to submit the resulting picture here. Thank you !
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And, one for you Mike....


Rejected-We hate Pentax.

Appeal Results:Rejected

admin comments>> Seriously, get a canon or a nikon or something, Pentax freakin sucks.
Disclaimer: I like Pentax.....
Hey now, let's not bring religion into this. J/k

Otherwise, you'd start getting rejections from the three of the screeners:
Rejected: Shot with a Nikon - Canon pwns Nikon any day, so go get a Canon.

And from the other two:
Rejected: Shot with Canon - Nikon>Canon. If it had been shot with a Nikon, we would have accepted it.



Disclaimer: Nikon< Pentax > Canon

Actual Disclaimer: The author of the above post does not make any clear assertions about which camera brand is better. Buyer Beware!
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Rejection Reason: Screener Having a Bad Day: I'm having a bad day...now YOU'RE having a bad day!

Rejection Reason: Monkeys With Cameras: If you gave out cameras to monkeys standing around a train yard, they could get a bunch of shots like this.

Rejection Reason: Envy: You are not allowed to outshoot a screener!

Rejection Reason: Wrong Website: Its rrpicturearchives.net, not railpictures.net

Rejection Reason: Daily Quota: We're sorry, we've already reached our quota of accepted pictures for today. Try resubmitting tomorrow.

Rejection Reason: Forum Meltdown: I can sense a good temper tantrum coming from this rejection.
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Add a couple more to the list.

Rejected:Fred, Get the railroad to take it off...yeah right.

Rejected:Open door, Hop on the Loco and close it.

Rejected:Underprocessed
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-Infinite Monkey Theorem: They say a monkey hitting a keyboard long enough will eventually write a masterpiece. This shot: one monkey, a camera, and less than five minutes.

-Worth: They say a picture is worth a thousand words. This one is worth far, far less.
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